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Chance of Brainstorm The contents of my desk include:

One wind up robot.
His name is Curtis.

One hedgehog.
His name is Sarge.

One crocheted hamburger.
It has no name, it needs no name.

Two lamps: one lava, one desk.
Nothing special.

Two Hawaiian statues.
It would be awesome to go there.

Two additional robots.
One is made out of Legos. The other isn't.

One gnome.
He's creepy. I don't like him much.

One Lego guy.
Why, hello there, little plastic man.

Three Game Boys of varying makes and models.
Good times, good times.

One attempt at modern art.
Attempt failed.

One Pokedoll from far off lands.
His name is Snorlax.

Fifty-two CDs.
Quite the mus
The One-Minute Dash I decided to give myself one minute

To come up with a poem.

Write, write, write!

This hurts my hand.

Ow, ow, ow!

I have a blister on my finger.

Man, this was a bad idea.

So was writing this poem.

Is time up yet?

I hope so.

I quit.
Stupid Pencil Boredom
No seven-letter word
Ever looked
So

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         U
            P
               I
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Don't ask me why
This poem
Is formatted the way it is
I'm just bored
And so is my

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He is bored, too.
I've named him Fred.
Say hello, Fred.

...

That's how bored I am.
The end.
I Don't Feel Like Rhyming I don't care about rhyming.
I don't care about timing.
I just wanna write.

I'm dying in this room.
This boredom is my doom.
I feel creative.

My iPod is on shuffle.
I'm packing up my duffel.
I don't even like this song!

How come my brain is dead?
Stuff used to be inside my head.
Why are there so many socks in here?

I always wanted to end a line with an ellipses.
But I can never find a place to put these.
Anyways...

The power just went out.
Mom, there is no need to shout.
That was exciting.

I want to start a ska band.
But with my luck, we'll just get canned.
Who's with me?
Sword in Hand, Song in Heart How long until the next zombie apocalypse?
It's been a while since those good ol' days.
Remember when we would run in our rage,
Slashin and shootin anything that moved?
Good times.

I'm ready for the next zombie apocalypse.
I have a sword in hand and a song in heart.
My iPod's jacked up to max volume,
Set to my 'Get Pumped' playlist.
Let's roll.

Can we fast-forward to the next zombie apocalypse?
The adrenaline is running through my veins.
I want to fight, run, and live for my life
cause there's nothing better to do nowadays.
I'm bored
Kris There is this guy named Kris
And he is pretty cool
Doesn't do any drugs
Tells kids to stay in school

He plays bass in a band
He dances through the night
Thinks he's a lady's man
But something isn't right

He couldn't get no play
The girls all said 'no way'
Don't worry, that's OK
Cause he's Kris

No orgy for Kris
No orgy for Kris
No orgy for Kris
No orgy for Kris
No orgy for Kris
No orgy for Kris
No orgy for Kris
No orgy for Kris

His efforts are in vain
He never seems to win
He follows his feelings
Doesn't believe in sin

He uses his best lines
His hand runs through his hair
The girls never notice
The girls don't seem t

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This is Jude. Say hello Jude.
I've been drawing this lil guy for a while now. Any doodles that are born of the lead of my pencils become Jude. Based upon the song 'Hey Jude' by The Beatles, this drawing came to me one cold winter day. I wanted to draw a picture based on the song, so thats what I did (or attempted to do). He didn't have a name, so I felt Jude to be a fitting one. He's stuck with me ever since. Hope ya like him.
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~dynamic-art Nov 23, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
aww so cute :) my fav bealtes song!

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All you need is love <3
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Mood: Adoration !misa7deathgirl Jun 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
this is one of my all-time favorite songs so i find you pretty darn amazing right now :D

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~SchultzyPie Jun 12, 2010
Hahahahahaha awesome! Thanks! :D

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...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - The End, The Beatles
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~Narchise Feb 1, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
love your g's.

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Likes curly... fries.

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~SchultzyPie Feb 1, 2010
That's probably the best compliment I've ever gotten. :D

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...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - The End, The Beatles
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~Narchise Feb 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:toaster: :heart:

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Likes curly... fries.

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~chewtoy25 Oct 7, 2009
Hey Jude, don't let me down;
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart, then you can start
to make it better...

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"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves punishment, and the one who fears is not perfected in love. We love, because He first loved us."

1 John 4:18, 19
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~ironman2055 Feb 16, 2009
Rather adorable

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~SchultzyPie Feb 16, 2009
Haha, thank you. I'd like to think so. :)

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~ironman2055 Feb 16, 2009
^_^

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